This is me.
I am Janeissa.
I want to smoke pot so bad right now. Only have done it twice but with anxiety that’s building up along with stress.. It would be so comforting.
“FUCK YOU BRIAN”
“a little more wouldn’t hurt”
“I didnt mean to have you!!”
Omg
(Source: comedycentral)
Foxes are weird. They’re like dogcats.
dogcats
STOP
I have a policy to reblog this every time it appears on my dash thank you
girls who think they are above other girls because they dont wear makeup or dresses or do feminine things make me want to poke my eyes out
(via shutupaubrey)
O my god. In all of my time tumblring, I have never once just died laughing at a video. This is one of the most hilarious things i’ve ever seen.
(Source: youtube.com, via peepss)
“THE ALL-IMPORTANT RESUME. Things to include: Name, Contact Info, Experience, Skill List, Education, preferably in that order.”
Excellent, excellent stuff.
I wanted to share some knowledge I picked up during 8 months spent unemployed. This is a conglomerate from…

