niallhortonhearsawho: a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
I want to smoke pot so bad right now. Only have done it twice but with anxiety that’s building up along with stress.. It would be so comforting.
sadegg: girls who think they are above other girls because they dont wear makeup or dresses or do feminine things make me want to poke my eyes out
ewok55: O my god. In all of my time tumblring, I have never once just died laughing at a video. This is one of the most hilarious things i’ve ever seen.
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adulting: “THE ALL-IMPORTANT RESUME. Things to include: Name, Contact Info, Experience, Skill List, Education, preferably in that order.” Excellent, excellent stuff. vintage-aerith: I wanted to share some knowledge I picked up during 8 months spent unemployed. This is a conglomerate from…
Have any of you
thought about the fact that people in Australia are practically driving upside down because they are on the bottom of our planet and gravity is holding them to the ground. Cool.
A guy who listens to blink 182, smoked hookah and likes to rough it up in the bedroom a little. Yeah you know I’d like that. Oh and who isn’t a felon. Been there, done that. Don’t wanna do it again.
greater-reality: Everyone who terrifies you is sixty-five percent water. And everyone you love is made of stardust, and I know sometimes you cannot even breathe deeply, and the night sky is no home, and you have cried yourself to sleep enough times that you are down to your last two percent, but nothing is infinite, not even loss. You are made of the sea and the stars, and one day you are...
w-for-wumbo: queenofthenight1791: kevinless: inevolwetrust: ever wanted to see what every white person in the country is doing right now? go to vinepeek.com it is fucking unreal the things I am seeing I just saw a black guy dancing to “Milkshake” while avoiding his homework. What is going on what the hell
OKAY TUMBLR. IT'S TIME TO SETTLE THIS ONCE AND FOR...
batmansymbol: Reblog this if you pronounce “.gif” as “GIF.” NOT JIF, GIF. And here is the link for the opposite. WE SHALL SEE WHICH ONE PREVAILS.
shutupaubrey: i like when people take me under their wing. i like being protected
obsessionality: winchesterwolves: moniker-padacklyte: zillystring: wasereborworthit: mellowminty: pizzaforpresident: petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’ what about alaska are we then normal canada canada a bit to the left What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada? The world would be a better place with more Canada
me: wow she has a nice butt
me: i wish i had her butt
me: oh shit if someone could read my mind they would think i am a lesbian
me: if anyone can hear this i like dicks
Because here’s the thing about realizing you’re into girls. Hardly anyone I know...– Heather Hogan (via ladysaviours)
little-uno: thatstoomainstream: It’s weird how in animals seeing ribs/collar&hip bones is considered sick or even abusive, but in people that’s considered beautiful. This may have just changed my life.
He wanted to fuck her loudly on a hard bed with rain beating on the windows.– Don DeLillo, Mao II (via kitty-en-classe)
Seriously how many others out thee actually snuggle up and watching hours of Say Yes to Dress and pin wedding ideas when getting married isn’t even close to happening. Because it feels like just me.
terraforce: This is the only post on this site I care about
This is the only time I wish for an April Fools joke. But no, it is really just this shitty.